Danger! SLIPERPY (sic) AREA A HEAD (sic)

In Thailand, warning signs can be more or less straightforward, at times even an uncanny exercise in (literal) figures of speech. Sure thing, maneuvering an uphill climb on loose, damp slopes can be as slippery as perfecting your spelling and letter spacing in a pre-apocalyptic, post-word-processing world such as the one we're living in right now. (Photo by ANPJ, 2005)

DINNING ROOM

There must be a better (or more correct) way to introduce a place where you can eat in peace, rather than one (like what this signage in a hotel in Hollywood, Florida announces) that seems to want to make you learn or remember something by constant repetition, or worse, make a loud, unpleasant, and prolonged noise. (Photo by ANPJ, 2014)